amy dates the internet

totallyobsessed asked: you're my hero.

<3


Anonymous asked: ..hi, its brendan, the one whos only claim to fame is beating a 4 foot nothin' black girl at limbo freshman year of college during 'beach week' and then almost getting shanked by her 'boys' afterward over the pair of walmart sunglasses i won......anyway, you're really, really funny and this was too long to tell you in a vyou 'question' that isnt a question at all but you would have answered anyway, even after i told you not to bother....but anyway, don't change anything because it puts me in a better mood....k bye.

you keep me young.




well, now that we’re speaking technically…. 


well, now that we&#8217;re speaking technically&#8230;. 

….I was expecting a joke.


&#8230;.I was expecting a joke.

touche, you fucking genius. 


touche, you fucking genius. 

lulz   \/*-_-*\/    (<—-is that the asian face?)


lulz   \/*-_-*\/    (&lt;&#8212;-is that the asian face?)

to say the least, I thoroughly enjoyed this forced chat. 

and as much the verb ‘pleasuring’ makes me want to vomit, it was rather entertaining.


to say the least, I thoroughly enjoyed this forced chat. 
and as much the verb &#8216;pleasuring&#8217; makes me want to vomit, it was rather entertaining.



this just isn’t gunna work out….


this just isn&#8217;t gunna work out&#8230;.